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KM dress

 Dress is courtesy of slave K., jacket is from slave B.

The Lazy Slave comics by Unterwuerfling full story

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The Lazy Slave comics part 8 by Unterwuerfling

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The Lazy Slave comics part 7 by Unterwuerfling

the lazy slave 7-001

The Lazy Slave comics part 6 by Unterwuerfling

the lazy slave 6-001

The Lazy Slave comics part 1 by Unterwuerfling

The lazy slave 1-001

Funny enquiries 4

English guy: Can I tribute you with a poem or a drawing?

My comment: Let me check if my bank accepts those.

Generic guy: I want to be your financial slave. How do I proceed?

My comment: Perhaps sending a tribute would be it?

Arabic guy: Can you travel anywhere?

My comment: Sure. Some of my favourite destinations include: Afghanistan, Saudi Arabia, Iraq and eastern Ukraine.

Another English bloke: Do you do “lift n’ carry”?

My comment: Yeah, why bother with 10 kg weights if I can use dumb blokes double of my size during my daily work out?

Generic guy: Do you do competitive wrestling?

My comment: Happy to wrestle with you but to ensure fair play, I will need to feed you female hormones for a number of months prior to the session. I’m sure you won’t mind.

American guy: I can’t tribute you  because I’m not a fin slave.

My comment: Where on my website does it say that my time and skills have no value, unless you happen to be a fin slave? Where does it say that I am interested to meet random males (RT or online), fulfil their various sexual fantasies and leave empty-handed? This is male chauvinism at its best to say the least.

Yet another English guy: Do you ever session without getting paid?

My comment: Dude, pro domme = professional dominatrix. It’s a profession.

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Funny enquiries 3

English guy: Any reduced price because I can lick my cock?

My comment: No but I will reconsider if you can also shove a melon up your ass.

Another English bloke: Can I ask you a question?

My comment:  It seems you are well aware your question is totally inappropriate, hence your hesitation.

Generic guy: I am 32  (36, 45, 29) years old single (divorced) guy from France (England, USA, Belgium) and I wonder if I can be your boyfriend.

My comment: How embarrassing. Lazy loser with high self esteem looking for a trophy girlfriend from the safety of his home. What makes you think I could get excited over some socially challenged Tom or Harry wanking his little dirty cock over my images?

Another Generic guy: I am Paul (Dick, Sam). Can I be your slave?

My comment: Thank you for sending your CV to our company. However, we regret to inform you that it ended up in the corporate bin since you sound like a useless piece of shit with no skills, no brain and no self-respect. We wish you the best of luck elsewhere.

Yet another English sub: I am into the scat fantasy. I would love to be trained by you on a regular basis and eventually become your personal slave.

My comment: I think I’d rather stick to all those boring subs who pay my bills, get me stuff, take me on holidays, buy me delicious meals, photograph me, do my pedicure, massage my body, chauffeur me, give me credit cards, carry my bags, clean my house, run my errands, help me with  promotion and research, work on my websites, style my hair, get my groceries, hand wash my delicates, prepare my breakfast / snacks, take me to spa / golf , worship my body, shine my nails, teach me their expertise, keep me intellectually stimulated, polish my shoes, let me use their properties, fix my computer bugs, maintain my garden and make me laugh. 

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Chinese symbol for “slave”. A tattoo that my human property got on his arm years ago.

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