Funny enquiries 2

American guy: I am lonely and just want to talk to someone who would understand me but don’t want to pay because that would make me feel like a loser.

My comment: Actually begging a pro domme for freebies is what makes you a loser, piss taker and time waster.

Austrian guy: Do you accept prepaid XY cards? I share the bank account with my parents so can’t tribute any other way.

My comment: No but you can send some gold nuggets into my PO Box.

English guy: Can you wait two months for the next tribute but keep talking to me in the meantime?

My comment: Sounds like a great deal indeed.

Dutch guy: Financial servitude is not servitude. It is paying.

My comment: ??????

Brazilian guy: How can a financially unfit slave serve you?

My comment: By keeping his distance from me.

Generic guy: How can I contact you?

My comment: It seems you already figured this problem out.Ā 

Czech guy: Just to let you know that I’m not interested in that position you are advertising. (Out of blue, no previous contact.)

My comment: Thanks for telling me. I hope the other 6 billion people who are not interested either will also email me shortly.

šŸ™‚

DSC_0845

 

Post Navigation