Some of the recent funny enquiries

Czech guy: You are too pretentious. But you do look great.

My comment: Maybe that’s why?

German guy: You are very stingy. You do not offer much but want a lot of money. For nothing. But you are cute by the way.

My comment: Why not try this “All you can fuck brothel”. It seems to be much better value indeed.

Another German guy: I can’t give you those 150,- eur you require for social meet ups but I can give you 50,- if you meet me for coffee.

My comment: That would be totally worth it.

Dutch (?) guy: I thought true followers were also important for you, not just payments.

My comment: True followers are extremely important. They are coincidentally those who tribute.

Russian guy: Your service does not look very interesting but I want to know your rates anyway.

My comment: All timewasters should be this up front. It would save an awful lot of frustration.

Iranian guy: Would you like to do some sightseeing with me tomorrow? I can’t pay for your company but I can buy you dinner.

My comment: Do I look starved out?

English guy: I can’t afford your rate but can I pay with some tasks instead?

My comment: Jerking your cock for me sort of tasks?

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1075ede5199591f5a963309b8c785ed9I did not find out who the owner of this image is – hence no credit.

 

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